Testing the theory that bacon can improve anything…

We have:

Bacon-wrapped tofu.

I am skeptical.

Like a Hawaiian pizza?

Bacon wrapped pineapple.

Have I mentioned lately that I love a salty-sweet combination?

Phyllo-wrapped Asparagus

My mom made these last week and they were delicious.

Recipe.

Speaking of McDonalds and things that are gross…

Have you ever heard of a McGangBang? It’s basically a McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger. I can’t decide whether the name or the description is more disgusting.

Big Mac Snack Wrap

Normally, the posts in this blog are positive — or at least faintly admiring. I’m not usually judging these foods, just informing. Frankly, I feel that there are few ways to make a food better than to stuff it with something or wrap it in something. However, this made me slightly nauseated:

It’s the Big Mac Snack Wrap.

Bacon-wrapped scallops

Emeril’s bacon-wrapped scallops.

Pizza Hut Japan

The Holy Grail of all that this blog stands for.

“Pizza Hut Japan’s exclusive Double Roll pie is 646 calories per slice, with little bacon wrapped sausages littered across the crust, and mini hamburger patties on top of the mushrooms, soy beans, corn, paprika, garlic chips, green peppers, and pepperoni. As for cheese, it has mozzarella, cheddar and parmigiana. BTW, this comes with ketchup and maple syrup for extra flavor, and is recommended for kids.”

The Baconcado

It’s an avocado stuffed with bacon and goat cheese, then wrapped in bacon.

It’s my new life’s ambition to try this.

Your name will be on the internet!

To submit a photo, video, recipe, description, etc of food wrapped in other food, email thebeantrees@gmail.com.

Pancetta-wrapped pork loin

Here’s the recipe.